Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in ultimate_sin's InsaneJournal:

Friday, August 6th, 2010
12:56 am	SURVEY SAYS! 1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?  Huh. I'd say I hope to god the baby ain't born with with little dragon wings or breathing fire or something, because I SO don't get how Puff's dragon-ness stuff works. 2. Do you trust all of your friends?   Dude, of course! Especially my main gals Catherine, Anna, and Meredith. Oh yeah, and Mr. Mopeypants, too. Love ya, John! 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? I never really thought about it. I think I would... I love Tierce. I just... I can't picture being too far from my mom, either. 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?  Eh. I'm not one for karma and all that shite. What happens, happens. 5. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Totes. I just got done playin' some old-school MK2 at the mall's out-of-date arcade. I got tons of quarters. 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?  My friends would make the funniest doctors EVER. Imagine Catherine as a doctor? "Doc, my arm hurts, do I need an x-ray?" "DA!!!" "Dude, no reason to be shitty about it..." "No, not 'duh', 'Da!'...." It'd be like a frikkin' Abbott and Costello routine. 7. Are you afraid of falling in love?  Bit too late for that, dude. I'm kinda head over heels for Tierce. 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?  Hulk Hogan. Because no situation can't be made hilarious by just picturing him STORMING in out of nowhere and screaming 'whatcha gonna dooooo, bruther???' 10. What’s your most favorite scar?  You know? I'm remarkable scar-free for someone who falls as much as I do. 11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? As opposed to flying in a boat? Or a car? 12. What did the last text message you sent say?  "QUICK! RUN! ROCKY & BULLWINKLE ARE GETTING AWAY!" Sent to Catherine, of course. 13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? Well, two arms and two legs are nice. Amputees just don't do a thing for me... Seriously though... I love a man with gorgeous eyes. 14. Fill in the blank. I love.....: Rock N Roll. So put another dime in the jukebox, baby. 15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? I'm attempting to set a world record for Clumsiest Girl Alive. Keep them fingers crossed, peeps! 16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?  My lawyer, because someone at that freakin' hospital's getting SUED. 17. How many kids do you want to have? Maybe one or two? God I hope they take after their dad if I have any... 18. Would you make a good parent? Dude. I'd be a bad-ass mom. I'd be all lettin' them stay up late to watch Smackdown and junk, but still be all stern and stuff when they bring home crappy grades. 19. Where was your profile picture taken? In the hall at school. Cassie just kinda shoved a camera in my face. 20. What’s your middle name? Shaniqua. Ok, so it's Veronica. But can you imagine if it WAS Shaniqua? That would ROCK. Cynthia Shaniqua Stone? ANYONE??? 21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? The top of my skull? Oh. Thought-wise. Ok. I know it's been a while, but STILL. A pitbull and a poodle, man. Seriously. Only comparison I can think of. HOW DO THOSE TWO WOMEN GET ALONG??? 22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? This one's easy. I'd go back and make sure Quantum Leap never got cancelled. What, you expected something more profound? This is ME! 23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? Catherine. NO DOUBT. No other gal means more to me than my main grrl Cat. 24. What are you wearing right now?  Baggy purple shorts and a Empire Strikes Back tee-shirt. 25. Righty or Lefty? Righty ALL THE WAY 26. Best place to eat? Tierce's place. Seriously, mothertrucker can COOK, yo. 27. Favorite jeans? Tierce's. Especially when they're laying on my floor. *grin* 28. Favorite animal? PANDA BEARS. There is nothing cuter in the world. Don't bother arguing, because I WILL tell you to talk to the hand. 29. Favorite juice? Apple Cranberry. Stuff's like the elixer of LIFE. 30. Have you had chicken pox? Yes. NOT a pleasant memory. 31. Have you had a sore throat? There was about a year when I practically kept Ricola in BUSINESS man. SO many colds... 32. Ever had a bar fight? No, but I dream of getting in a bad-ass one like Swayze in 'Road House'. 33. Who knows you the best? Tierce or Catherine. Easily. 34. Shoe size? 5. I'm fucking TINY. 35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? I wear reading glasses. Because, clearly, I need to look NERDIER. 36. Ever been in a fight with your pet? No, but I *have* been in a fight with a duck. Seriously. Bitch took the bun frmo my meatball sub when I dropped it by accident. I chased his feathered butt all over the park. 37. Been to Mexico? Can't say I have. But I do own a sombrero. 38. Did you buy something today? Dude. I totally bought a PACK OF GUM. I am the last of the big spenders. 39. Did you get sick today? Of answering this survey, hell yeah. 40. Do you miss someone today? Yep. but then I got up, threw another punch, and totes hit him. 41. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Yeah, but it was nowhere near as epic as my battle against the runaway duck. 42. When is the last time you had a message? Abouuuut ten minutes ago. From Catherine. Telling me the Rocky and Bullwinkle jokes are totally lost on her. Well FINE then. 43. Last person to lay in your bed? Me. I generally tend to get it on with Puff at his place. And I keep that shit on lockdown when I'm not here, because god FORBID if the poodle and the bulldog get frisky at home, my room is OFF LIMITS. 44. Last person to see you cry?  Catherine. I was PMSing and started crying because I felt like a clumsy, awkward, nerd. Funny, because that's what I *am*. Duh. 45. Who made you cry? Me, myself, and I. 46. What was the last TV show you watched? COPS. Because I'm still trying to figure out the answer to that age-old question: What ARE you gonna do when they come for you? 47. What are your plans for the weekend? I was thinking about maybe catching a concert, or hanging out at the skatepark behind Shooting Star Comics. 48. Who do you think will repost this? Dude. I think if Tierce actually fills out a frikkin' online survey I'd die of laughter. And Catherine's could be hilariously tragic. So... since Meredith did one already... I'll say I wanna see one done by Neely, from Avarice. Every time I talk to that girl it's instant hilarity. 49. Who was the last person you hung out with? Hung out with Puff and our boy John. (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
2:57 am	Character meme All items in bold are true I am shorter than 5'4. I think I'm ugly sometimes. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I've had braces. I wear/wore glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have piercings in places besides my ears. I have freckles. Family Home/Life I've sworn at my parents. I've run away from home. I've been kicked out of the house. My biological parents are together. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I've had children. I've lost a child. School/Work I'm in school. I've fallen asleep at work/school. I almost always do my homework. I've missed a week or more of school. I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. I failed more than 1 class last year. I have a job. I've had a job for at least 2 years. I've stolen something from my job. Embarrassment I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I've snorted while laughing. I've laughed so hard I've cried. I've glued my hand to something. I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. (this is not recommended with root beer. Seriously. Bad things happen to good people.) Health I was born with a disease/impairment. (it's called being a freakin' SPAZ) I've gotten stitches. I've broken a bone. I've had my tonsils removed. I've sat in a doctors office with a friend. I've had my wisdom teeth removed. I had a serious surgery. I've had chicken pox. Traveling I've been on a plane. I've been to the UK. I've been to Spain. I've been to France. I've been to Russia. I've been to Finland. I've been to Asia. I've been to Africa. Experiences I've seen a shooting star. I've wished on a shooting star. I've seen a meteor shower. I've gone out in public in my pajamas. I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I've kicked a guy where it hurts. I've played a prank on someone. I've ridden in a taxi. I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I've eaten sushi. I've been snowboarding. Relationships I'm single. I'm in a relationship. I'm engaged. (I know. I still kinda can't believe it EITHER. I love my dragon-boi) I'm married. I'm currently in the middle of a divorce. I've gone on a blind date. I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I've gotten divorced. I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. I've kept something from a past relationship. I have an ex I don't think I'll ever get over. Sexuality I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. I've had a crush on a teacher. I am a cuddler. I've been kissed in the rain. I've made out with my best friend. I've made out with someone who I wasn't dating. (Luckily, we ended up engaged in the long run, which makes me feel much less ho-like, thanksabunch.) I've hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. Honesty/Crime I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. I've snuck out of my house. I have lied to my parents about where I am. I am keeping a secret from the world. I've cheated while playing a game. I've cheated on a test. I've been suspended from school. Drugs/Alcohol I regularly drink. I've passed out from drinking. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. I have cough drops when I'm not sick. I can't swallow pills. I can swallow about 5 pills at a time, no problem. I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. Bipolar + Anxiety I shut others out when I'm depressed. I take anti-depressants. I'm anorexic or bulimic. I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. I've hurt myself on purpose. I'm addicted to self injury. I've woken up crying. Death & Suicide I'm afraid of dying. I hate funerals. I've seen someone dying. Someone close to me has attempted suicide. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I've planned my own suicide. I've attempted suicide. I've written a eulogy for myself. This was a psychology teacher's brilliant idea. I hated it. Materialism I own over 5 rap hip-hop CDs. I own an iPod or MP3 player. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. I own something from Gap. I own something from American Eagle. I own something from Gucci. I own something I got on e-Bay. I own something from Levi's. I buy more than half my clothes at Wal-Mart. (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
1:09 pm	Because I'm a slave to trends... 1) Favorite hobby? Dancing. Note there is nothing there to signify that I am any GOOD at said hobby. Only that it is my favorite. 2) Have you ever done drugs?  RELIGION IS MY DRUG! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE JEEEEEEEEEEZUS! Ok, nevermind. But no. Never touched 'em. Kinda adamant there. No booze or drugs. 3) What are your three favorite movies?     1. Star Trek 2.  KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!     2. Interview With The Vampire. Yeah, yeah. I know. Still. Brad Pitt. Ok?     3. Transformers: The Movie. Because you've got The Touch. AND The Power. Ok? 4) What possessions of yours could you never live without?   My radio. Oh, wait, that's LL Cool J. For me, probably my huge-ass kit of various hair dye. 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?   Ain't no thaaaaang. 6) What do you think of hot dogs? Usually not bad. However. Never eat the ones at Reagan High. It's freakin' Soilent Green, y'all. I mean it. It has to be. 7) Favorite song?  Thanks to Meredith's slightly shameful collection of glam metal, I've been introduced to the wonder of "Shelter Me" by Cinderella. If you can hear it ocne and not sing it all day long, you're a better person than I. 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?  Apple juice. Cuz OJ'll kill ya. 9) Are you a virgin? If so, what's the farthest you've gone?  Had I done this just a few months back, I'd have had to answer yes. So thank you for sparing my dignity, Tierce. And if my mom's reading this? Just kidding. I'm still pure and untouched, mommy. For real. *runs* 10) Do you have any piercings? My ears. I kinda wanna get my nose done eventually. But I fear it would heal right up, what with the Slayer healing and all. 11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?  Dude, I am SO not a jewelry girl. Unless Tierce ever puts "the" ring on my finger, I don't see me wearing any. 12) Do you like blue cheese?  YES. The more the better, actually. I like a little bit of salad with my Blue Cheese. 13) Ever been in a car wreck?  I don't even drive, man. But I was once in  three-bicycle pileup. Tragic, man. Kids will have nightmares for years over it. 14) Do you have ADD?  Not at all. Just because I occasionally interupt my OWN sentences at the presence of a shiny coin or a speeding car or something does not mean that I have any sort of oooooooooh I think I hear someone outside playing Metallica... 15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?  I don't HATE anything about myself, but I do kinda wish I wasn't built like a twelve year old boy... 16) Middle name? Ohhhh, no, buddy. I'm taking this to the GRAVE. 17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..      1. My clothes are awesome      2. I could go for some strawberry oatmeal      3. If it were possibly, I would SO have a pet Psyduck. 18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday        A Sugar Fairy Special at the Shack (Chloe! You're right! Best drink EVER), a few back issues of Spider-Man at Shooting Star, and an African child on eBay. Ok, kidding on that last one. It was actually a Lebanese child. 20) Current worry?  If this purple dye doesn't last at least the advertised three days, someone's getting my foot in their ass. 21) Current hate right now?  Hanson, for ever unleashing MMMBop on the world, like some deadly plague. 22.) Who are your five all-time favorite bands/performers?     1. Metallica     2. Nirvana     3. Slaughter (Yeah, thanks again, Meredith. Bitch.) 23) How did you bring in the New Year?   Dancing like the spaz that I am. 24) Do you play an instrument or sing?  Sure, just like I can cure cancer and build automobiles from scratch. 24a) If so, who are your five most influential singers/performers on said instrument? 25) Who would you say are your two best friends?  Meredith and Catherine. 26) Do you own slippers? As Catherine would say, "Da!" 27) What shirt are you wearing?  A freakin' SWEET Rainbow Brite shirt I picked up at the mall last week. BECAUSE RETRO IS COOL OMGWTF! 28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Satin is waaaay too classy for me. 29) Can you whistle?  When I try hard enough, I can muster something that can pass for a whistle. 30) If you could own three things you've always wanted, what would they be?  Roller skates, the ability to STAND on said skates, and nerf body armor for when I inevitably fall on my narrow ass. 31) Would you be a pirate?  Ahoy! I shall rape, pillage, and plunder! With an eyepatch and a parrot! Only, you know, without the raping part. Cuz rape is bad, mmkay? 32) What songs do you sing in the shower?  I have to concentrate in the shower. It's not easy having hair this awesome, you know. 33) Favorite girl's name?  Angela 34) Favorite boy's name?  Tierce *griiiins* 35) What's in your pocket?  Scarily enough, my ticket to Star Wars Episode 1, ehich came out LAST YEAR. Which makes me suddenly very afraid of when the last time was that I washed these jeans. 36) Last thing that made you laugh?  Seeing Avarice look like something out of an old-school Poison concert. 37) Best bed sheets as a child?  Child? CHILD? Dude. I *still* have my awesome Snorks sheets, ok? So fuck all y'all. 38) Worst injury you've ever had?  Her's the funny part. I'm the biggest klutz you'll ever meet. I can barely walk a straight line without tripping over SOMETHING. And I fight freakin' VAMPIRES. Yet I've never done worse than sprain my ankle. Go me! 39) Do you love where you live?  I'd love it a lot more if people of the fanged variety would go away. No offense, Mere. I dont mean you. 40) How many TVs do you have in your house?  I think... two? Maybe three? Not sure if my mom has one in her room or not. I prefer to think nothing ever happens in that room other than her sleeping soundly. 41) Who is your loudest friend?  Hank, my imaginary friend. He's a great big talking bear, but you can't see him or hear him, because you're just not cool enough. Ok, fine. Meredith. Get her all hyper at Avarice and she rivals me in sheer volume. 42) How many dogs do you have?  None, but I occasionally cnsider getting a tiny dog and carrying it around in a designer purse. Because thats SO me, right? 43) What is your favorite TV show?  The Price Is Right. PLINKO LIKE A MU'FUCKA! 44) Do you have any tattoos? Not YET. Give me until I turn 18, then we'll talk. 45) What is your favorite book?  Watchmen. Satsu got a wicked hardcover edition of it. And yes, it counts, so back off. 46) What is your favorite candy?  Skittles make my day complete. 47) Favorite Sports Team?  For the most part, I don't like much sports other than X-Games stuff. But I watched a football game with Brandon at Avarice once and the Steelers were pretty comically brutal. 48) What song do you want played at your funeral? Picture it, ok? Everyone's all sad. And then, as my coffin starts being brought in... you hear it. "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWWWN!"  There won't be a dry seat in the house. 49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?  Chatting with a few friends online. And by chatting I mean spreading completely untrue celebrity gossip just to see who believed it. 50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?  Wait... did Bill Clinton really buy Bubbles the Chimp from Michael Jackson or did I make that up last night? (Comment on this)